In a bizarre fantasy sequence, Robert LaSardo shivs a helpless Laser and has sex with the wound.Dieter Laser graphically castrates Robert LaSardo, rubs the blood from the wound all over his face and then later eats the man’s balls for lunch (breaded and everything).We get to see Dieter Laser loudly climax from oral sex (performed off-camera by former adult film star Bree Olson, the film’s sole female character, Laser’s secretary/living sex toy).A man is waterboarded by Laser with three buckets of boiling water and then the washcloth is peeled off the man’s boiled face.Dieter Laser spends most of the movie eating from a jar of dried clitorises he got from Africa (Bree Olson eats one later, not knowing what they are).Dieter Laser graphically breaks Tom Lister Jr.’s arm.Lots of general hardcore racism and talk of rape.The film starts with the credits of the first two movies, because meta.So instead, let me give you a list of all the messed up/notable stuff that happens in chronological order to sate your curiosity and save you the 102 minutes you won’t ever get back. But it just doesn’t have anything going for it beyond that. It has a premise, and follows it to the end. It’s graphically violent, really racist, really sexist, and has little redeeming quality to it beyond Dieter Laser’s super over-the-top performance as Bill Boss. I don’t have a lot to say about this film, to be honest. ![]() Butler suggests to Boss, “Hey, let’s make the prisoners into a giant Human Centipede like those two movies.” And then they do. Harvey, villainous manbaby star of Human Centipede 2, plays his sidekick/prison accountant Dwight Butler. These two men find themselves with a problem on there hands when Governor Hughes (Eric Roberts for some reason) threatens to fire them if they can’t fix their crappy prison. Dieter Laser returns to the franchise he made famous as Bill Boss, racist, sexist, malevolent warden of a prison in the middle of the desert.
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